you might be a mom...


some simple things. some in humor. some real.

...if you can pick up paper, legos, a shirt, or pencils with your toes.
...if your morning coffee is shared with all around.
...if you consider going up and down the stairs with laundry part of your workout.
...if you avoid the cereal aisle with littles due to all the toys that they display across from the cereal.
...if you can change a diaper in the back seat with only one wipe.
...if you've memorized Good Night Moon and Are you My Mother and Cat in the Hat.
...if your morning wardrobe selection consists of wondering which color t-shirt to wear.
...if your day is divided into snack time segments.
...if you've ever thought of getting a this vehicle stops at all railroad crossing sign for your car.
...if you've ever thought of getting a taxi sign for your car.
...if you no longer have a car and now only have a large suv or van and you want those signs.
...if you realize the oh, you look tired comment is probably really true.
...if your eyes tear up when watching commercials.
...if you can actually steer the gigantic kid seater cart at Target.
...if you've claimed the back row at church as your family's row.
...if your purse contains a diaper, gum, barbie shoes, coupons, and a board book.
...if you go through a pack of bandaids within a week.
...it you're not afraid to stand in the road so that cars slow down while your children bike on the side.
...if you can cook dinner, teach math, clean the kitchen, and answer an email at the same time.
...if you know that sometimes the best thing and only thing needed is a hug.
...if you give and give and give of yourself.
...if you use hairbindies as rubberbands. Or vice versa.
...if your pinterest board has categories for art, birthdays, fun, might do, and disney.
...if you can fall asleep within 4.3 minutes of sitting still.
...if half of your dvd collection consists of veggie tales, thomas the tank engine movies, and pixar.
...if your netflix recently watched is the same as above.
...if you find yourself wondering when that teenager grew up.
...if you do a happy dance when the calendar has nothing scheduled. for the morning.
...if you can proudly drink out of a plastic ikea cup.
...if you refuse to ever wear mom jeans.
...if you've nodded several times during this list. And grabbed a bindie from the deck of cards.
...if you let yourself lose at checkers. or memory. or chutes and ladders.
...if you find yourself standing in the doorway of your children's room and praying for them at night.
...if you are okay with serving breakfast for three meals in a row.
...if the house isn't perfect and you're still content.
...if you've got at least one pair of black yoga pants referred to as your go-to pants.
...if you're summer tan comes from spending time at the park.

...and if you everyday get up, pull your hair back, answer to the never ending mom cry, and still go to bed feeling grateful, content, and thankful. And tired. And laughing remembering the two year old wearing his fourteen year old sister's glasses.


Interested in some Dear Mom Letters? Check out a couple here - Dear Mom with the Little One Crying in the Store, Dear am I enough Mom, Dear Moms with Littles.  Also, take time to check out the 10 Days of Intentional Parenting series.
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27 comments:

Alisha @ Flourish said...

Love this! Made me giggle & tear up at the same time!

Megalamode said...

ha ha!! This is great!

Those Target kid seaters are MEAN! I ALWAYS have bruises on my calfs from those things.. ha ha

Kris said...

Yep...I'm a Mom!!!

Mary said...

You might be a mom if this list made you laugh & cry (happy tears) simultaneously!

Amanda McCusker said...

I'm definitely a mom! What a great list. I need a good light-hearted start to the day.

Rana said...

I love being a MOM!!!

Great list!!

Sarah Cain said...

LOVE! Definitely shook my head to more than one of those :) btw- not only is our cereal aisle littered with toys it is also shared w/ the dreaded "candy aisle" ::shudder::

Mel said...

This is one of my favorites yet. Being a mom often leaves you feeling isolated (except for the company of children!). It's ALWAYS nice to know that while you've spent the whole day running around with the kids, that you're also part of an elite group of amazing women, and they know how you feel and sympathize with you in spirit! haha

Jennifer said...

I'm still laughing! :-) Yes, this list is me. All of it. And I'm glad to know that I'm not alone in picking things up with my toes! :-)

onlyashes85 said...

Pretzels in my makeup bag.

That's all I'm saying.

Great list!!!!

Madison said...

This is great! Loved reading it! And even though I'm not a mom I can still relate to more than one of the points on the list. Haha :) I am a sister to seven, and I do believe that I have memorized Goodnight Moon and Dr. Suess' Ear book. :D

Blessings!

-Madi

Madison said...

Oh and I forgot to mention that I love those pictures of Samuel. He is sooooo adorable! Great moment captured. :)

-Madi

Simi said...

sooo true and funny! I can relate, even though I'm not yet a mom :) xx.

Jessica said...

Gah, Sammy. Sammy, Sammy, Sammy ♥

happy2bamommy said...

So true! Thanks for the giggles!

Gwen Toliver said...

Ditto on nearly everything, Rachel! What a sweet, crazy, blessing-filled time of life.

Sometimes I feel like my head is spinning when I deal with multiplication facts, puberty, potty training, nursing, apologetics, diapers and penmanship all in the same morning. Or hour. But what a blessing to have this big houseful and God truly gives us strength for each moment!!

futurehope said...

sweet, sweet post :)

my guy is not yet two but I can already relate to a bunch of these <3

Jenilee said...

yep... totally do those things! :) love my yoga pants!

From The Homesteading Cottage said...

Oh my word!! This is toooo cute (: Makes you tired just reading it, much less experiencing it ♥

Take care,
Michele
xoxo

carissa at lowercase letters said...

yes, yes, yes. i can also pick up blankets, snack cups, and dirty diapers with my monkey toes. true story. : )

Paige said...

I love your list, but I think that you've been peeking at my Netflix account :-)!

Paige said...

I love your list, but I think that you've been peeking at my Netflix account :-)!

Louanne said...

so much goodness here that I have a hard time picking my favorite.

Lynn said...

Loved it!!!!!
Know that you're in my thoughts and prayers!
Lamentations 3:21-25 This I recall to my mind, therefore have I hope. It is of the LORD'S mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not. They are new every morning: great is thy faithfulness. The LORD is my portion, saith my soul; therefore will I hope in him. The LORD is good unto them that wait for him, to the soul that seeketh him.
My email address

missionwife said...

I have to add a binkie to things you can pick up with your toes (that might just be because of where I am in my life)

Kelly Julian said...

This made me laugh and cry! I'm emailing this to my own mom!

Shelley Molitor said...

Yep, tearing up! Love it, and nothing to add!

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